Apparently I have gotten addicted to Singstar.
If you don't know about it, it's karaoke in your own home =P
Very amusing, especially when there's alcohol involved.
Tonight me and the girls are going at it again. This time at my place.
I feel the urge for revenge after waking up at 5:am this morning
due to some strange noises coming from the apartment upstairs.
Yep, you guessed it. They were going at it like bunnies.
And this woman makes the strangest sex-noises I've ever heard.
Can't explain it, but imagine the most annoying sound
that keeps on playing like a broken record without ever changing.
I mean, I'm all for making noises while doing it but come on.
This woman sounds like she is trying to copy something
out of a bad bad porno.
And then,
just when things go quiet and you think they're done,
she starts all over again....
So tonight, it's payback time. Oh yeah.
I'm going to choose the most challenging song I can find
and then I'm dedicating that song to the bunnies upstairs.
I'm actually gonna stand on my couch to get closer to their apartment
and then sing my little heart out.
I just realized, if I can hear them so clearly
then they can probably hear me and mr skydiver too.
And although I don't sound like her (I seriously hope so at least)
I am quite loud....
Mr Skydiver is coming by here tonight after partying,
maybe I'll seduce him and add to my revenge?
Sounds like a plan. A good one too.
Wonder if my neighbours would agree?
I really should be getting ready now instead of wasting time here.
The girls are coming by in an hour.
Must. Stop.Blogging...Now.
Have a freaky friday!
If you don't know about it, it's karaoke in your own home =P
Very amusing, especially when there's alcohol involved.
Tonight me and the girls are going at it again. This time at my place.
I feel the urge for revenge after waking up at 5:am this morning
due to some strange noises coming from the apartment upstairs.
Yep, you guessed it. They were going at it like bunnies.
And this woman makes the strangest sex-noises I've ever heard.
Can't explain it, but imagine the most annoying sound
that keeps on playing like a broken record without ever changing.
I mean, I'm all for making noises while doing it but come on.
This woman sounds like she is trying to copy something
out of a bad bad porno.
And then,
just when things go quiet and you think they're done,
she starts all over again....
So tonight, it's payback time. Oh yeah.
I'm going to choose the most challenging song I can find
and then I'm dedicating that song to the bunnies upstairs.
I'm actually gonna stand on my couch to get closer to their apartment
and then sing my little heart out.
I just realized, if I can hear them so clearly
then they can probably hear me and mr skydiver too.
And although I don't sound like her (I seriously hope so at least)
I am quite loud....
Mr Skydiver is coming by here tonight after partying,
maybe I'll seduce him and add to my revenge?
Sounds like a plan. A good one too.
Wonder if my neighbours would agree?
I really should be getting ready now instead of wasting time here.
The girls are coming by in an hour.
Must. Stop.Blogging...Now.
Have a freaky friday!
4 comments:
so basically you are having a sex war...
How annoying. Wanna know what's even more annoying? Hearing your stepfather make those sounds as he bones your mother.
*slitting wrists*
In my last student house we had noisy neighbours. There was alot of slapping and screaming (goth types)...bondage things we reckoned. Anyway, one night me and my housemate were drunk and came in and started making sex noises through the wall. Highly immature but very very funny, if a little awkward the next morning when we saw them.
fatwonkid: yep, and I'm winning =)
bottleblonde: you just made my neighbours sound sooo much better =P
Jo: that's brilliant! payback is the way to live!!
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