I think I broke the record in sneezing yesterday.
And no, i'm not exaggerating one bit. Would I lie??
Came down with this stupid cold on friday and from there
it only got worse. I got myself a new best friend this weekend,
his name is aspirin and we have gotten very close. Maybe he can replace
one of my other supposedly good friends,
namely the one who seems to have forgotten that
said sickie turned 23 last tuesday. I still havent heard from her!!
That's bad right? And that's coming from me, I have the memory
of a senile goldfish and I have some experience in forgetting
friends birthdays. BUT, while I may forget
to give congrats on the actual date
I ALWAYS, with no exception, suddenly remember
and correct my horrific mistake within maybe 2 days.
Tomorrow she will have had a week to step out of the senile state
she apparently is in nowadays.
She is coming very close to being cut from my christmas list...
As I suspected I finally got to see my hot Skydiver this weekend.
He has planned a surprise in honour of me getting one step closer
to wrinkles and getting generally uglier....I wanna be 18 again...
Whoops, got a little sidetracked there.
Anyway, he has something planned for 25th or 26th
and the only thing he has told me is that I can't be hungover.
That's a bit much to ask, don't you think??
I mean we are talking about a sat or sunday here,
who is not hungover then??
It cant be skydiving since I have yet to complete
my trainingjumps and get my A-certificate so now I'm very curious.
Even if I don't know what to expect just yet
I still think it was a great thing to give me something like that
rather than something material.
We havent been seeing each other for very long
and gifts are always tricky in the beginning.
Thankfully his birthday was in june so I don't have to worry
about what I'll get him. Well, not until christmas anyways
and maybe by then I will have gotten bored with him.
...I'm such a bitch.
By the way, I'm still sick, feeling like crap,
looking exactly the way I feel and where am I?
At work. I am stupid. That's all I have to say.
Cheers!
And no, i'm not exaggerating one bit. Would I lie??
Came down with this stupid cold on friday and from there
it only got worse. I got myself a new best friend this weekend,
his name is aspirin and we have gotten very close. Maybe he can replace
one of my other supposedly good friends,
namely the one who seems to have forgotten that
said sickie turned 23 last tuesday. I still havent heard from her!!
That's bad right? And that's coming from me, I have the memory
of a senile goldfish and I have some experience in forgetting
friends birthdays. BUT, while I may forget
to give congrats on the actual date
I ALWAYS, with no exception, suddenly remember
and correct my horrific mistake within maybe 2 days.
Tomorrow she will have had a week to step out of the senile state
she apparently is in nowadays.
She is coming very close to being cut from my christmas list...
As I suspected I finally got to see my hot Skydiver this weekend.
He has planned a surprise in honour of me getting one step closer
to wrinkles and getting generally uglier....I wanna be 18 again...
Whoops, got a little sidetracked there.
Anyway, he has something planned for 25th or 26th
and the only thing he has told me is that I can't be hungover.
That's a bit much to ask, don't you think??
I mean we are talking about a sat or sunday here,
who is not hungover then??
It cant be skydiving since I have yet to complete
my trainingjumps and get my A-certificate so now I'm very curious.
Even if I don't know what to expect just yet
I still think it was a great thing to give me something like that
rather than something material.
We havent been seeing each other for very long
and gifts are always tricky in the beginning.
Thankfully his birthday was in june so I don't have to worry
about what I'll get him. Well, not until christmas anyways
and maybe by then I will have gotten bored with him.
...I'm such a bitch.
By the way, I'm still sick, feeling like crap,
looking exactly the way I feel and where am I?
At work. I am stupid. That's all I have to say.
Cheers!
5 comments:
ohh! I am planning to skydive soon! Maybe he is going to take you tandem! (horrific speller here, sorry if that was totally wrong!)
Kelly: did ya miss the part where I'll be able to skydive all by myself soon? =P
wont have to do any of that lame tandenstuff, 6 more jumps and I'm qualified to do it alone =) and anyway, he's not qualified to perform tandemjumps. you need a special licence for that. hmm, nope spelling was on!
Bottleblonde: yeah, you're right. but I'm pretty sure I'm a bitch most of the time anyways so =P
I got there after... think then talk...I think that is the saying...
but- hey hey!! Tandem's not lame... it is smart. If I die, I want to be strapped to a hot guy. It is just the way to go I tell ya!
Kelly: didnt think of it that way...but then again, I don't plan on dying either!
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