Okay, so no wild and crazy poledancing for me this weekend.
(saving that for next weekend)
Instead I accompanied some friends to the Casino
where I had planned on loosing some money.
Instead my wallet was packed with cash by the time I got home!!
Never thought I was such an amazing
pokerplayer did ya, huh huh??
Okey, I admit it. I'm a crappy liar.
I actually suck at poker. I won the money
in one of those slot machines that are almost always occupied
by grannys who spend hours at the same machine
with a bucket of coins between their legs.
But not this time granny!!
When I realized I had actually won what would be about 50 USD
I naturally proceeded to push the "cash out" button
but instead on starting to spew out coins at me
the machine said to call an attendant.
One came over and guess what??
I actually didn't win 50, no no,
I won 50 x 5!! I walked away from there with no less than
250 USD!!
(to the rest of you that might not be a lot of money,
but to me it's a fortune. At least this month.
I got more bills than I've had in like forever, so back off!)
Think I'll celebrate my winnings with a new pair of shoes.
I told Mr Skydiver about my plans for the cash.
He started counting my collection of shoes
and then he just shook his
head in disbelief and told me I was crazy.
Good thing I didn't tell him
that I have more than the ones he saw...
He would never understand, boys never do.
Oh, that's right.
Better inform you guys
that I've gone off the single market again.
Apparently the ideas I had about things being shitty
between me and Mr Skydiver were all in my head.
And I know I've said it before but trust me when I say it's
worth repeating. He's HOT!!
But you know what that means don't you?
Chances of him turning out to be a complete asshole
are that much higher...
But, we'll see. I'll keep you updated of course.
Lessons learnt during the weekend:
# I'm a better bowler when pissed off.
Went bowling with a friend and her boyfriend on Friday
and I don't really remember exactly what he said
but I know it made me furious. I took out my agression
on the poor innocent pins and suddenly bowled strike after strike
after strike after..well you get the picture?
This coming from the same girl who last time I bowled
threw the bowling ball behind me instead of at the pins.
# Apparently I suck at poolplaying
(or billiard or whatever you wanna call it)
and loosing to a guy pisses me off so much I could easily
bowl 10 strikes in a row. Mr Skydiver whopped my ass yesterday.
Next time we play I'll make sure he's drunk, or that I am,
don't really know which alternative would be best.
Later!
(saving that for next weekend)
Instead I accompanied some friends to the Casino
where I had planned on loosing some money.
Instead my wallet was packed with cash by the time I got home!!
Never thought I was such an amazing
pokerplayer did ya, huh huh??
Okey, I admit it. I'm a crappy liar.
I actually suck at poker. I won the money
in one of those slot machines that are almost always occupied
by grannys who spend hours at the same machine
with a bucket of coins between their legs.
But not this time granny!!
When I realized I had actually won what would be about 50 USD
I naturally proceeded to push the "cash out" button
but instead on starting to spew out coins at me
the machine said to call an attendant.
One came over and guess what??
I actually didn't win 50, no no,
I won 50 x 5!! I walked away from there with no less than
250 USD!!
(to the rest of you that might not be a lot of money,
but to me it's a fortune. At least this month.
I got more bills than I've had in like forever, so back off!)
Think I'll celebrate my winnings with a new pair of shoes.
I told Mr Skydiver about my plans for the cash.
He started counting my collection of shoes
and then he just shook his
head in disbelief and told me I was crazy.
Good thing I didn't tell him
that I have more than the ones he saw...
He would never understand, boys never do.
Oh, that's right.
Better inform you guys
that I've gone off the single market again.
Apparently the ideas I had about things being shitty
between me and Mr Skydiver were all in my head.
And I know I've said it before but trust me when I say it's
worth repeating. He's HOT!!
But you know what that means don't you?
Chances of him turning out to be a complete asshole
are that much higher...
But, we'll see. I'll keep you updated of course.
Lessons learnt during the weekend:
# I'm a better bowler when pissed off.
Went bowling with a friend and her boyfriend on Friday
and I don't really remember exactly what he said
but I know it made me furious. I took out my agression
on the poor innocent pins and suddenly bowled strike after strike
after strike after..well you get the picture?
This coming from the same girl who last time I bowled
threw the bowling ball behind me instead of at the pins.
# Apparently I suck at poolplaying
(or billiard or whatever you wanna call it)
and loosing to a guy pisses me off so much I could easily
bowl 10 strikes in a row. Mr Skydiver whopped my ass yesterday.
Next time we play I'll make sure he's drunk, or that I am,
don't really know which alternative would be best.
Later!
11 comments:
congrats on the boy front, the money, the strikes, and the 'letting him win'...
you have to twist it. He can't think you didn't actually lose on purpose! :-P
Kelly: I actually told him I let him win...didnt believe me, stupid boy. I mean , would I ever lie?? =P
I'll get him next time.
and tnx =)
haha..."I got more bills than I've had in like forever"..."Think I'll celebrate my winnings with a new pair of shoes."
So I guess you will still have more bills than you have had in forever next month too!
fatwonkid: oh, you found that one?
But it's strange, to me it makes perfect sense, I'll just skip food next month. =P
I'm bringing you to Vegas with me for good luck. Hope you don't mind winning money and having me wrestle you to the ground for it.
P.S. Congrats on your 'renewed' relationship with your hot boy!
Bottleblonde: hey, if you're bringing me to Vegas I'd gladly win you some money! can we pay a visit to hooters too?
and tnx =)
You're a skydiver? We have a lot in common. I'm a standup comedienne. We both chose professions where we can see death appear right before our eyes.
Nice coming across your blog. Feel free to stop by and leave a comment.
Hooters? My ego tells me they named that place after me. ;-) And to answer your question: yes. Hooters it is.
Lucy: Me doing standup comedy would be a certain death for me.Think I'll stick to skydiving =P
tnx for stopping by. I'll check out ours too.
Bottleblonde: great! just check your calendar and get back to me with a suitable date.
Congrats on your winnings. I too only play the slots the few times I've gone to a casino. It just seems like a safer bet since I don't know anything about gambling. Enjoy the new shoes!
And thanks for stopping by my blog! :)
colonel eggroll: tnx =)
same deal here, I suck at poker and the rest of the real casinothings =P
and my new shoes were enjoyed saturday =P
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